13 definitions by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles

A ship is when u let two people marry each other. IF U SHIP SOPHITZ AND ALL MIGHT X DEKU U ARE CURSED!!!
Me: In My hero academia who do u ship?
Demon: I ship… All Might and Deku!
Me in my head: u fucking bitch how could u!!!
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Me: who do u ship in koltc?
Devil: SOPHITZ

Me out loud this time: ur 1000000 times worse than Mineta bitch!
by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles September 8, 2021
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If u search this up u r the dumbest person ever. (JK! ;>) When there is a sentence it can’t go on 4ever! Something has to stop the sentence from killing your throat.
Person: .
Me: .
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Person: this is getting weird.
Me: .
Person: can u stop?
Me: .
Person: AAAAARRRRGH
ME: .
by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 11, 2021
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Mum: Hi darling how are doing?
Me: good
Mum: how was school?
Me: good
Mum: did you enjoy art class?how was it?
Me: good
Mum: have a taste of the dinner
*gives*
Mum: how does it taste darling?
Me: good.
by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 13, 2021
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A sculpture half chicken half woman. People say if you disrespect her she will come in the night and do something to you. Sometimes she just touches you, sometimes she kills. No one knows what she is going to do. WHEN MOMO STATUE DIES WE DIE.
Momo
This isn’t a joke
by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 9, 2021
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It means Momo. If u don’t know Wut Momo is then search her up and look on images. It can also mean smiley face, happy or mischievous.
Teacher: it’s a pupil free day!
Me: :>!!!! =>
Teacher: R u ok?
Me: yes I am do u even know that :> means happy.
Teacher: oke can u plz go home already? * changes the subject cuz it didn’t know what it meant*

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Person: hey do u know something weird, pretty and a bit creepy?
Me: :>

Person: what does that mean?
Me: it means Momo. SEARCH HER UO NOWWWW!
Person: oooooooook?
THIS WORD MEANS HAPPY, MOMO, SMILEY FACE OR MISCHIEVOUS! :> or => is da same thing GOT IT?!
by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 6, 2021
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Something you say when ur annoyed and u don’t want to say fuck but ur so used to it that u say ffffffffffu or fffffffffff
Teacher: *hands out the 250 paged test*
Teacher: ur gonna have to redo the test
Me: oh Ffffffffu
by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 24, 2021
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