November 29th

National fart on your siblings day

Girl: Hey sis/bro do you know what day it is?
Sis: No why?
Girl: It’s November 29th
Sis: FUCKK-

by youareweirdlmao November 3, 2021

November 1

Y'all can eat spam for eternity

Eat spam, it's a soft squishy slice of plastic you should eat. Without it you would die alone in a case full of a squishy plastic called spam. November 1 should always be eat spam for eternity.

by webydefinitions November 2, 2019

November 9nth

November 9nth is kiss everyone day

November 9nth is kiss everyone day just because

by Haz02 November 6, 2020

November 15

November 15 is the day you can grab your friend 5ft 3 or lower and throw them.

Jaden: Hey May guess what day it is. :D
May: ???
Jaden: Its November 15!!
May: oh fuck no.

by ``𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙗𝙪𝙧 <3`` March 21, 2022

November 11

National hug your tall friends day! Hug any of your friends that are taller than you!

Girl: *Hugs her friend who is pretty tall*
Friend: what was that for?
Girl: It’s November 11th, national hug you tall friends day!

by WhyAmIHereRightNow November 10, 2019

November 5

National grab ass day

Boys grab boys and girls

Girl grab girls and boys

Why did you grab my ass

Cuz it’s November 5th

by unknownpersonnnn41141 November 4, 2021

November 9

National text @heluvsjas on instagram day

p1:i followed and text jas today on insta
p2: "oh yeah, its november 9th!"

by heluvsjas November 9, 2020