A malady suffered by man. Symptoms include iron bars surrounding your seldom touched genitals and your roommate being raped. Treatments include slug night, prostitutes or raping your roommate.
Hello 911, my roommate is suffering from clink dink and is raping me.

Milhouse has clink dink
by Budso scabin February 12, 2020
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When someone is being a dink and you want them to fuck off, aka dink off.
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When a person thinks they're dunking on someone but they're actually just just giving a lukewarm response and/or picking on low hanging fruit.
"Hey, at least I don't go around college campuses dinking on unprepared students"
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"dinking" is used like "fucking" in some sentences such as "fucking around." However, it has more negative connotations.

Usually we would say "let's go fuck around at target" and it'd be super fun. But if I used "dinking" it'd be more bad.
"Look at this mf dinking around like a little dink bitch"
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The man was dinking around in the garage with the projects he was working on.
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too drunk to get penis hard when it comes to sexy time
"bro I took this girl home last night we were wasted tried to punish but I couldn't get hard.. got a bad case of whiskey dink"
by marmar306 August 1, 2014
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when one is caught hanging out with a member of the opposite sex in which everyone knows the said one is interested when one is suppossed to or has actually said one is doing something else
My parents came home and caught us dirty dinking.
by bbar June 2, 2006
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