A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.
I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.
by HawkMech81 December 1, 2020
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Some1 on Instagram who lacks in the grammar department. Grammar Mustards might think of themselves as grammar masters but spell master and mustard. For example, the first found Grammar Mustard was discovered by Sophia and Stella. :)
"That's not how you spell that Sofa, you grammar mustard"
by Sofa the grammar mustard December 21, 2016
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When sperm dries and hardens on your penis.
Hey mark how do I get rid of mustard cock?
by Bdwjbdgwjsb December 28, 2017
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When you hit that millionth nut and get that holy nut(A.K.A gold nut).
Bro, I Mustard Creamed all over your sister.
by Porn_Nut December 27, 2021
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When you're fucking and the girl has a cut on her and you jizz onto it.
Yo man I heard they were fucking so hard he mustard scabbed her
by xXPAJokerXx January 25, 2014
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the blood of a duck; or also the smell of a duck that you usually get on your person from duck hunting for several hours. also when you nail a duck and he goes down on the first gunshot. per Jacob
Man you got duck mustard all over you.
You mustard his azz.

by Jake Joy November 25, 2007
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