The dude with the big forehead and wears a champion shirt in picture day and was forced to smile.His sexuality is apparently a potato.He likes to become a helicopter in fortnite
by I go to Ebola skool October 11, 2018
Charlotte Russell is a full time, pregnant mother to Jack Rorke, her son and dad. She's always a bitch to her son, but it's fine it's whatever. She is a cool JUUL mum, who takes her loving son everywhere.
by lillenny2.0 December 17, 2018
Emily russel is buitifull
by Emily russel March 17, 2019
The Leg-Day Skipper, Chinese Food Connoisseur, and Science Enthusiast Extraordinaire!
Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.
Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.
Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
gym bro #1: Russell, ever considered leg day at the gym?
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
by indiancunt29 May 16, 2023
When someone shoves their huge dick down your slutty little throat and keeps it there until your mascara runs a little bit.
"Hello Mr. Police Man ... I'd like to make a complaint ... I was Russell Branded over a decade ago"
"Fuck off you little whore"
"Fuck off you little whore"
by CoronaMan September 18, 2023
nancy is someone who is thoughtful and passionate, someone who cares about others feelings and puts their needs before her own, unless them needs have something to do with bts. shes a jimin stan and has conversations with her lifesized cutout of him. nancy owns 3 dogs, dolly, goochi? and frodo, and recently she got 2 rabbits called iris and ivy. she is the best person in the universe apart from wooyoung, taehyung, joe keery, dacre montgomery, joseph quinn and tobey maguire.
by chanhee.f4iry July 15, 2022
Similar to a Jack Russell only in human form. Very often ginger in colour, small and never lets anything drop
by kristina_863 August 19, 2011