Russell Branded 

The act of being Russell Branded. When (typically) a man gets close to a woman by claiming to be a friend, then when her trust is earnt, goes in for sex.

Debby: I fell out with Rob yesterday
Rose: Why?
Debby: I thought he was a true friend but the guy totally Russell Branded me.

Russell Branded by Tootsagogo August 30, 2012

Russell Branded 

When someone shoves their huge dick down your slutty little throat and keeps it there until your mascara runs a little bit.

"Hello Mr. Police Man ... I'd like to make a complaint ... I was Russell Branded over a decade ago"
"Fuck off you little whore"

Russell Branded by CoronaMan September 18, 2023