Coconut

A native Polynesian person who is very slow up stairs.

“Hey boss you’re gonna have to fire Fred, he’s just simply not capable of the work, he’s way too slow and stupid! He’s just another Polynesian Coconut.”

by RevenTexX October 1, 2019

Coconut

A hairy milk carton that grows on a tree

Coconut produces milk but it has no nipples

by S.H. MonsterArts King Kong July 4, 2021

coconut

a hairy milk carton that grows on a tree.

coconuts are nice

by oslimyo July 5, 2021

coconut

Da coconut nut is not a nut, and if you eat too much you get very fat

person 1: coconut is da koko fruit from da kokopalm family

by Potato Lord November 22, 2021

Coconut

A hairy milk carton from a tree.

A coconut has milk but it doesn't have nipples, so it's not a mammal. It's a hairy milk carton from a tree.

by I Will Drink Your Inca Kola July 3, 2021

Coconuts

Coconuts: (noun) hood slang for a black man's testicles.

-coco = black; African-American; African}
-nuts = testicles; balls

"I'm getting smashed by some coconuts tonight. Wanna join in?"

by UrAverageBlackManz January 13, 2020

Coconut

A hairy milk carton the comes from a tree

"A coconut has milk but it doesn't have nipples, which means it's not a mammal, it's a hairy milk carton from a tree"

by AshadowX June 10, 2023