by Likamynut January 11, 2020
A whiny, stubborn 9 year who can't listen. He is annoying with no sense of humor. He talks 24/7 even in his sleeping. You would be lucky if you did NOT know a Landon Burke.
by Hello many fellow sir July 8, 2017
Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.
My friend Landon: Sup
Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine
My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad
Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine
My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad
by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022
by presley the legend August 31, 2019
You’re dating Landon gray call?
Yes!
You’re gonna sob so hard you’ll throw up and want to kill yourself!!
Yes!
You’re gonna sob so hard you’ll throw up and want to kill yourself!!
by Ishouldonlylovemyself October 5, 2023
by BILLYX5 September 27, 2023
Slayed the pus as a wee lad. Now has no finger prints left. Thumbs salmon at the boat. On page 69 in Guinness book of world record for longest scotum hanging from tighty whiteys on the Columbia river. He once went black but now he’s back.
by Celibateandmarriedfuck December 9, 2022