When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.
Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!
by George. W Ku$h September 4, 2021
by Carrrrl August 14, 2014
Guess we should've turned on the fan before we got started, cause I just left a gnarly butt puddle on the bed.
by Deadinlivingform April 7, 2011
by BrazillianGodfather November 9, 2020
Notice how there’s a man jacking off in the corner, right. As that guy is masturbating, he’ll release his load and a puddle of jizz will be right there on the floor. If you’re a man you’ll understand why it was given the name White Puddle.
Jason: OOOOHHH YEAAAAH. I’M WANKING!!!!!
Jason: *moans as he releases his load*
And that’s the story of how the White Puddle was made.
Jason: *moans as he releases his load*
And that’s the story of how the White Puddle was made.
by JohnnyAustinCole May 25, 2022
a dog...a godly dog, something about her, she looks like she is absolutely zooted out of her fucking mind but none the less she is, ✨beautiful✨
“hey mikayla scruffy is old as fuck will you ever get a new dog??”
“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”
“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”
by ifeelsafeinmybuckles October 21, 2020
Ankles and pussy puddles
by Weakened ankles May 4, 2020