to derp

To be scared and cough at the same time

"Kevin almost died, he started to derp so hard."

by dijoelcuervo December 3, 2020

Derp Boner

We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.

Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”

by Ink Freak December 31, 2018

Derped

Shot right in the face at close range with a large caliber gun.

2. Made a stupid mistake.

Mike Just got derped with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh! I derped!

by When in doubt, C4 March 28, 2016

Derp Candy

Someone on discord

Derp Candy tried to eat my foot

by Derp Candy March 11, 2021

Derpping

to cough while scared

Kevin is derpping while playing Immortals Fenyx Rising

by the dear leader 123 December 4, 2020

derp boys

a bunch of libtards that play video games

who are those idiots
oh its the derp boys

by a fan of frost April 29, 2021

derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat January 29, 2016