your shitting me

I literally don't believe it !!

Dave: I shagged that mud donkey from club eden the other night and she had fish watever disease. She smelled like a mouldy bream.
James: your shitting me !

by K100P April 7, 2014

clap your shits

To slap or smack another's person buttocks in an endearing or flirtatious fashion.

"Damn ma! Look at that cake! Imma clap your shits!!"

by smartyfartybitch February 7, 2017

your shit is gay

what one might say if they disapprove of the quality/content of whatever it is that is in question

friend1: check out my new wheels niqqa
friend2: your shit is gay

by jesse reedy August 17, 2004

push your shit in

get some one in the ass.or screw them over or you yourself get screwed over

i got my shit pushed in at work today. i bet he has had his shit pushed in

by corey September 29, 2004

Cack your shit

To stash something in your pants to avoid detection, usually something you shouldnt have

Look out Cez, old bill are over there. cack your shit quick-time bro

cack stash

by APAPAP July 3, 2012

bring your shit

Adaption of Bring it that manages to slip in an insult to the credibility or ferocity of someone's game.

You wanna fight, beeyatch?


Bring your shit over here.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

your shit stinks

1. phrase used to let an individual know that they are lying in the extreme and you have an overwhelming sense that they are, in fact, telling a lie or keeping secrets

2. powerful phrase used to intimidate small house pets that tend to defecate and/or urinate freely all over the place or have very potent smelling feces and/or urine; can also be used to intimidate people of low character

1. example-

*Gerrick walks outside*

William: "Do you smell that?"

Gerrick: "Uh... I thought I just had to fart... and I..." :'(

William: "I knew it! I could smell your shit a mile away.
Your shit stinks, fool!"

Gerrick: "I need to go change." :'(

William: "Your shit tells all, so you're right, plus you're older than me. So suck on it!"
"And how dare you step foot on this porch guns hot!"

2. example-

a.
Bobby: Babygirl? Was that you who did this?

Babygirl: *tucks tail in between legs*

Bobby: Your shit stinks! but I ain't pickin' it up...

Babygirl: *runs off*

b.
overly-confident/delusional musician: "I'm tha SHIT!"

honest individual: "Your SHIT stinks, with shit referring to your music and your overall character!"

by TrillWill March 7, 2012