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The act of ejaculating into your partner's armpit.
I was bagpiping Elspeth last night and got so excited I gave her a Wee Dram.
Wee Dram by L_W January 17, 2018

dick wee wee 

1. replaces an explitive when trying to sound cool, usually used in mixed company

2. a penis, or any product thereof
1. God dude, you eat the dickwee

2. Oh man, my dickweewee is kinda raw she sucked me off so long
dick wee wee by mark pesavento December 6, 2003

wee dive 

the appropriate response to a dinner guest who gullibly responds to an obviously false statement.

Is often accompanied by a brief diving motion with one hand.
- "and Peter Shilton was only 5 feet 6 inches tall before he stretched himself"

- "really? you can't tell from the television"

- "wee dive"
wee dive by Fred Quimby II June 25, 2005
for when you’re feelin funky or weeded
omg dude i haven’t slept in 98 hours and i feelin wee dew!!
wee dew by Leandria horses February 18, 2019

wee diaper bank 

Wee Diaper Bank is when during sex, you surprise the other person by grabbing them and wearing them as a diaper and intensely shit or urinate while wearing your diaper and yell surprise during.
I can't wait to shock Jonathan tonight with a "wee diaper bank." He won't see it coming when I empty on him and yell "Surprise!"
wee diaper bank by MrsStealYourKill February 27, 2025

Wee Dote 

A colloquial Northern Irish term of affection, derived from to dote. It describes someone who is especially sweet, kind, or considerate.
"He picked me up from the airport, he's a wee dote."
Wee Dote by Aislingling September 27, 2025