Weapon of mass destruction

A weapon of mass destruction is a weapon that can fuck people up really bad such as that bomb dropped on Hiroshima.

Man 1: “Dude did you see that weapon of mass destruction that was dropped on Hiroshima? Do you think anyone survived?”
Man 2: “No one survived that. Everyone was fucking blown up!”

by Tho McNutt November 18, 2019

weapons of mass destruction

1. A weapon so powerful that simple possession of it influences policy decisions and deters aggressors.

2. An annoying collection of words that will usually induce intelligent but information deficient individuals to vomit generalized arguments against a broader, long-term regional policy that they will not understand even after it has played out.

1. The 2nd use of WMD is closely related to the following chain of events: Billy is a hipster. Billy is smart but dropped economics at University. Billy has never read an intelligence finding or foreign policy report. Billy sees a TSHIRT that says ‘no blood for oil’. Billy knows the following: BUSH&CHENEY are oilmen. Iraq has oil. Billy regurgitates what he hears from MoreOn.org and Al Franken. Billy is useful. Billy is an idiot. Billy wants to invizzle the Mullahs to a love in. We have to pay to protect Billy

by Randy Bounds December 11, 2003

Weapons of Mass Destruction

1. Biological, nuclear, or chemical weapons designed to kill on a large scale
2. Things that the US own, but monitors everybody else's use of, because they have some deluded idea that only they can responsibly own them.
3. Also known as NEII (Not Existent In Iraq)

George W. Bush says we must invade Iraq because they had WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, and then passes resolutions authorizing the US to build more WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

by Not Proud to be an American July 27, 2003

Weapons of Mass Destruction

1. The only thing that detered a massive war between Russia and the United States during the Cold War.
2. Something that stopped a massive invasion of Japan during World War 2 and saved many American soldiers lives.

Weapons of Mass destruction are cool

by Prophecy August 15, 2003

Weapons of Mass Destruction

1. Any type of chemical, biological, or nuclear weapon.
2. Stock excuse for any nation of the Free World to invade any other nation of the not-so-Free World that they don't like.

1. Saddam has (or rather, had) weapons of mass destruction.
2. We will depose all dictators who have weapons of mass destruction

by wambob July 17, 2003

Weapons of mass destruction

Owned only by those unstable enough to use them. See george w bush

Iraq has no weapons. The USA does.

by Ian January 31, 2004

weapon of ass destruction

A large gas pass; the result of gassy foods

Mexican food, beans, chili, fried foods

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003