A guy who tells constant lies and rewards himself by exposing his penis to unco-operative females and has a wank.( usually on bathroom floors with one Kleenex laid out)
a guy who tells a lie " yes I love you and only you" and then quickly has to wank in front of other females is a wankster liar
by Ohbiguy July 14, 2015
when a guy thinks he has swagger so instead of saying hello or hi like a regular person, he greets his peers with a "masculine" head nod.
I said hi to Isaac in the hallway, but I guess he's too cool to say high back, he only gave me the wankster nod.
by whoa_its_soph April 3, 2011
Eliza's such an emo wankster...
by THORNBERRY April 24, 2006
A nerd guy who has a 8.0 GPA and doesn't have many friends. Likes to listen to GreenDay shit and that friendship stuff make him think no one understands his life and then cuts his lower arm and wrist and shows it to people and crys. Then he meets me and my friends and we make fun of him of his tight jeans. Months pass and he gets shoes from foot locker. Soon he buys 3XL ECKO shirts when he can only fit medium-large. Sags and thinks hes a gangster but hes still in his honors math class and cuts himself.
''hey nerd u hella gay''
nerd: ='(
2 months pass
nerd: why dont i have any friends life sucks *cry cry* no one understands me *cut cut*
''u cut urself? i thought u were a nerd, so u are both? ur still gay''
2 months later
nerd: i like this cool kid in my class time to go shopping. goes down to buy some ugly colored air forces and ecko shirts twice his size.
''emo-nerd-wankster? ur gay i dont like u lets jump this kid''
nerd: ='(
2 months pass
nerd: why dont i have any friends life sucks *cry cry* no one understands me *cut cut*
''u cut urself? i thought u were a nerd, so u are both? ur still gay''
2 months later
nerd: i like this cool kid in my class time to go shopping. goes down to buy some ugly colored air forces and ecko shirts twice his size.
''emo-nerd-wankster? ur gay i dont like u lets jump this kid''
by You Is A Beezy October 4, 2006
Sleepy-time wankster
Adjective/ˈslēpē/tīm/wanksta
A person that attempts to appear or behave ''Gangster'', by dressing in inappropriately over-sized clothing (or sleepwear) that resembles the bedclothes of children (sometimes achieved through the use of matching sets).
Adjective/ˈslēpē/tīm/wanksta
A person that attempts to appear or behave ''Gangster'', by dressing in inappropriately over-sized clothing (or sleepwear) that resembles the bedclothes of children (sometimes achieved through the use of matching sets).
"Hey yo Eli! You seen dat "Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)" over there buyin' chicken and honey-nut cheerios?! High-ass fool need to buy a fuckin' belt!"
"What a cute lil' sleepy-time wanksta wankster! Awww. He looks so comfortable! Like, he could just curl up into a ball and fall asleep on the DMV floor!"
"The only thing that looks uncomfortable on that sleepy-time wankster is his hat. Did he starch that fucking thing, or did he buy it this morning??"
"What a cute lil' sleepy-time wanksta wankster! Awww. He looks so comfortable! Like, he could just curl up into a ball and fall asleep on the DMV floor!"
"The only thing that looks uncomfortable on that sleepy-time wankster is his hat. Did he starch that fucking thing, or did he buy it this morning??"
by Señor Nutz August 19, 2011
butcher: ur sooo good
coop: am i good to
butchr: nooo you suck cock of mousse and mousse only u mousse humper
coop:*shits pants*noooo not the mousse it kicks and it hurts*coop shits pants for second time
coop: am i good to
butchr: nooo you suck cock of mousse and mousse only u mousse humper
coop:*shits pants*noooo not the mousse it kicks and it hurts*coop shits pants for second time
by jon*wyatt*(no fuckin r in wyatt) December 14, 2004
by Deckkster January 19, 2017