A noise-making device for men who can't yell loud enough. Used at soccer games by bitches who like blowing on things.
Dallas is a hard-core motherfucka who doesn't need a vuvuzela because every person in the stands hears him yelling.
by Kane-FCHS October 22, 2010
A trumpet, usually of plastic, which adds a note of good cheer to an otherwise mind-numblingly dull sporting event.
I must tip my hat to Methusaleh;
On matters of age, a bamboozelah.
He claimed nigh a grand;
Which whopper will stand,
Until Gabriel blows his vuvuzela.
On matters of age, a bamboozelah.
He claimed nigh a grand;
Which whopper will stand,
Until Gabriel blows his vuvuzela.
by npetrikov June 17, 2010
A: A plastic horn that makes an obnoxious, droning, buzzing sound. Much like soccer (football) fans trying to argue that their 300 year old sport is relevant and/ or interesting.
B: The mouth of a soccer fan. Typical of 13 year old boys going through puberty.
B: The mouth of a soccer fan. Typical of 13 year old boys going through puberty.
Good old boy #1: Did you see that man-boy stuffed in the toilet at the bar last night?
Good old boy #2: That was awesome!
Good old boy #1: Yeah I put him in there. He kept droning on about how great FIFA is so I stuffed him in there. I asked him nicely to keep his vuvuzela shut but he refused so I put him in the shitter where he belongs.
Good old boy #2: Thank you, you are a great American!
Good old boy #2: That was awesome!
Good old boy #1: Yeah I put him in there. He kept droning on about how great FIFA is so I stuffed him in there. I asked him nicely to keep his vuvuzela shut but he refused so I put him in the shitter where he belongs.
Good old boy #2: Thank you, you are a great American!
by jkherbz June 17, 2010
The chagrin of lotuses everywhere.
by sup i am a cake monster June 17, 2010
by kkkkkkkasdasd June 21, 2010
A horn South Africans ingeniously invented to drive Ameri-cunts away from football, as it should be. Believe it or not, haters, you'll be thanking the South Africans some time soon.
by RedEdSaidSo August 20, 2010
by Charlie Sheeen October 21, 2011