His coital sojourn was brief;
He came, and withdrew like a thief.
As his trouser snake
Though, there belched from her cleft
A most satisfactory queef.
A trumpet, usually of plastic, which adds a note of good cheer to an otherwise mind-numblingly dull sporting event.
I must tip my hat to Methusaleh;
On matters of age, a bamboozelah.
He claimed nigh a grand;
Which whopper will stand,
Until Gabriel blows his vuvuzela.
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