Volume Andy is a term used by Asmongold to describe a person in Twitch chat who complains that the video being watched on stream has low volume, so they ask the streamer to turn it up.
A: Can you turn up the news?
B: You're such a volume Andy.
2 people in chat: turn it up, we can't hear anything
A: Two people have said that the video volume is low. Should I turn it up?
C: No, it's fine.
A: Time out any volume andy who says it's too low.
B: You're such a volume Andy.
2 people in chat: turn it up, we can't hear anything
A: Two people have said that the video volume is low. Should I turn it up?
C: No, it's fine.
A: Time out any volume andy who says it's too low.
by dannyachy94 May 10, 2022
The invisible creatures who sneak into your empty, locked car and crank up the volume on the stereo so that it blares at 120 decibels when you return to the car and turn on the ignition. Some people mistakenly believe this phenomenon is due to the periodic cranking up of the stereo that takes place during a long drive, when in actuality it's due to the Volume Gnomes.
I think I'm going deaf. When I turned on my car, my Led Zeppelin CDwas playing at full blast. Volume Gnomes must've snuck in and cranked it up.
by markvw59 April 25, 2012
Some beers are drunk for their taste. Some beers are drunk for their alcohol content. Others are for volume drinking. Sometimes you want a cheap, not too alcoholic drink that you can sit and get steadily drunk with, without getting twatted after a few pints. In the UK drinks such as Carling and Strongbow do this job. Not the classiest or the tastiest drinks, but you can get into double figures without making a tit out of yourself.
by iamkvogel May 29, 2008
An act often used in the music world where the male is about to ejaculate. To prevent this from happening, the person performing the fellatio, decreases the speed at which she performs. She also adjusts the testicles. All of which is done to increase orgasm intensity.
by hahalalala14 January 8, 2012
An asshole driver who ups the volume of the radio to max (un)purposely annoy the passengers.
It seems everyone whoever has been in a car listening to music when a volume dick plays a song very loud.
It seems everyone whoever has been in a car listening to music when a volume dick plays a song very loud.
In the movie, Star Trek: First Contact, Zefram Cochrane plays a track by Steppenwolf in his shuttle at the loudest fucking volume possible, causing the sound to go through their mics and pissing people at the launch site off. Hence the term, Volume Dick.
by the1upDude August 18, 2011
by central scrutinizer the sequel June 20, 2009
Highly influential "underground" rapper/MC, from the West Coast, known for the Hip Hop anthem "Pistol Grip Pump"
by Sunbeams December 27, 2016