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Vocal Group 

A triumph of marketing over talent.

Normally a group of males or females under the age of 25, recruited to form a band that sing in songs that are written and performed for them.

The band will normally consist of regular band members (animated meat bags), 1 member who can sing and also 1 non-threatening rebel.

Bands consisting entirely of female members will be expected to wear their underpants to work. In all, this leaves the male population feeling that the record buying teenagers of the world are depriving the porn industry of some excellent actresses.

See also
Boy band
S-Club 7, Damage, 911, N*Sync
Vocal Group by thepreacher August 4, 2003
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Vocal Electronica

The term given to an emerging genre of music that includes both Vocal Trance and Dance. DJ's combine the slower, sexier sounds of Vocal Trance with the up-tempo, high energy beats of Dance to create a multitude of emotions on the dance floors. The angelic vocals, uplifting melodies and high energy beats can create an intense emotional response which can lead to a natural euphoric state. More popular in Europe, it's making a slow migration to the commercially driven market of the USA
The DJ expertly mixed the varying beats and sounds of vocal electronica to create a rollercoaster of emotions on the dancefloor.
Vocal Electronica by BlackSwanFL February 4, 2010

vocal girls 

i love girls who are vocal
vocal girls by heather December 2, 2004

vocal masturbation 

when you are supposed to be singing a duet, but you instead sing a solo, as coined by Glee
Ken: "I am going to sing my duet with the one person who shares my musical talent and enthusiasm... myself."

Angelina: "But isn't that like vocal masturbation?"

Vocal Crapper 

One who is having a bowel movement and makes various grunting or groaning noises when passing a turd.

Some vocal crappers may also narrate what is happening as they take a shit, this is more likely to happen as the crapper is having a Crap Attack.
Co-worker 1: Man, I could hear everything that was happening to John when he took a shit this morning.

Co-worker 2: What do you mean?

Co-worker 1: I could hear him groaning and describing what was happening when he took a shit!!

Co-worker 2:Yeah.... He is a Vocal Crapper.
Vocal Crapper by Grant2053 October 21, 2010

Vocal Cord Asteroid 

a rare and super deadly asteroid that screams at the top of its lungs in order to kill millions
OMG LOOK OUT ITS A VOCAL CORD ASTEROID

vocal agility

Vicak agility is the amount of weight put on your notes while singing.
Choir Teacher: Make sure your vocal agility is even while doing the rountine

Me: Ok Ms.Lowe
vocal agility by Official.Me5 March 30, 2017