A homosexual that maintains same sex attraction as a thing as opposed to same gender attraction. They don’t get bogged down with ‘preferred pronouns’ or anything woke. Can also be applied to vintage lesbians and vintage bisexuals.
A: What’s your sexuality, gender and preferred pronouns?
B: Oh, I don’t do pronouns and shit. I’m just a regular vintage gay.
B: Oh, I don’t do pronouns and shit. I’m just a regular vintage gay.
by The Angel in Hell November 7, 2021
Noun: A person who exudes an aura of vintage and finesse, commonly found wearing exclusively vintage clothes.
by Oliver Doyle January 17, 2023
by headydead September 26, 2013
on certain occasions, after one has consumed a particularly elegant meal—for example, of curried mussels with sausages, french fried potatoes, and port wine drunk from pig's bladders—one may seek to capture the essence of one's gaseous excretions in a flask. this typically happens only once or twice in a decade. the very best farts are known "body-spirits," or "esprit-de-corps," in the original french. such ripples will gain in complexity during the years they spend in the bottle, acquiring notes of dogshit, turpentine, penis sweat, and shark farts.
jamal: shall or shan't we uncork a few vintage farts this eve?
edgar: but of course, my good man.
jamal: i'll let you do the honors.
edgar: let me just take a dump right quick.
jamal: yeah no prob.
edgar: just opened it. smells so friggin good. just smells just like a dick.
jamal: cool.
edgar: yeah sick.
edgar: but of course, my good man.
jamal: i'll let you do the honors.
edgar: let me just take a dump right quick.
jamal: yeah no prob.
edgar: just opened it. smells so friggin good. just smells just like a dick.
jamal: cool.
edgar: yeah sick.
by trilliam turdsworth July 22, 2021
A descriptor for a white European person, usually male, who immigrated to the United States as an adult. Coined by comedian Michelle Buteau.
"He's from the Netherlands, so he's like vintage white. There isn't too much of a difference though, all it really means is that he knows how to ride a bike and has foreskin."
by ayyyyyitsmem April 21, 2020
Noun: A person who exudes an aura of vintage, finesse and flamboyancy; commonly wearing exclusively vintage and/or thrifted clothes.
by Oliver Doyle January 17, 2023
A term used to describe a phyisically attractive but older than average lady. Not to be confused with milf as Vintage Bintage doesn't nessecarily have to have children.
by Sheriff July 21, 2004