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Trofting 

When a group of people pee on someone
Me and my buddy's are gettin a hooker and then go trofting
Trofting by carbonhammer November 12, 2011
Rather than use a hamster with teeth and claws that can cause internal damage, one shoves a 6-11" rainbow trout up their anus. Trout are preferred as they are soft-rayed fish and come self lubricated. Trout have a natural tendency to swim upstream to spawn and their struggles will delight.
Jeff, Doug, and Mike mistakenly used spiney-rayed catfish while trouting each other and had to go to the clinic for removal before they rotted. It was quite a site as 42 kittens, lured by the smell, followed them there.
Trouting by JWILD1 December 19, 2018

Trottin chicken 

Trottin chicken is a well known term used towards women being sluty or easy to get
Drunk guy-"i just been with a girl last night
Drunk guy-" you might have a std she is a trottin chicken"
Trottin chicken by Pussy slayer 73 February 16, 2021

Extreme trouting 

a person committing the act of a major fail
Tom slipped on the ice, broke his new shoes, ripped his pants and was late for work, thus committing Extreme trouting.
The look depicted on one's face, which resembles that of a trout, often caused involuntarily, due the contortion and spasm of their facial muscles after ingesting large quantities of MDMA, also known as gak or ecstacy.
"Gee Patty, just have a look at Maud's face, she looks as though she had fun out on the gak last night because she is seriously trouting!!"
Trouting by Matthec7 January 16, 2009

Twotting 

The act of inserting a mobile device set to vibrate upon recieving a tweet, into the vagina or rectum in order to cause sexual gratification.
Marjorie to Bernice "Phil twotted the living day lights out of me last night! I ended up squinking all over him'

Emily loves twotting herself silly
Twotting by Squirrel Lord 83 August 28, 2013