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testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys 

A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre
he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"

testicles warm 

It was balls hot yesterday... but it's not too bad today, it's only testicles warm.
testicles warm by shadowgeist October 25, 2010

testicles poetry

this dude writing testicles poetry or something
testicles poetry by Hri7566 August 17, 2022

testicles powered by machine guns 

his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!

my cat ate my frogs testicles

i keep getting the answer wrong. that’s it. my cat ate my frogs testicles. peace out losers.

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch 

An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.
John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.