When you're eating your maid's pussy, and some other guys cum oozes out ...
... you just might say, "Tastes like ho maid!"
by Peter Crammer November 28, 2006
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A statement issued by famous hockey star Teemu Selanne of the Anaheim Ducks when talking about the teams recent struggles.

"To lose night after night, it’s a terrible feeling. You can’t sleep well. The food doesn’t taste well. The beer tastes like shit."

Refers to when things are not going your way.
This has been a crappy few weeks. Failed a few exams, lost a job, broke up with my girlfriend.

The beer tastes like shit.
by SargeTheDuck January 7, 2012
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Legend has it that The Penguin in Batman, once ate a penguin to gain his various powers, which include (but are not limited to) Heat vision, Barbequing, playing video games, and doing backflips while pulling a varial kickflip while doing a darkslide and a bs 50-50.
Thus, his first statement when inheriting those powers, was: "Penguins taste like babies"
by Not Zane August 15, 2004
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no your all wrong..penguins taste like penguins..they only taste of babys when roasted WITH baby's..geebus
mmmm penguinbaby stew
by div February 10, 2004
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the best name you could ever give yourself, and the true meaning of life.

the truth to life
no one can deny this unless you're not Asian. if you're not asian or don't know what chopsticks are, I pity you very deeply. you're missing out.
what the heck?! what are those?

it's chopsticks. chopsticks taste like cardboard

woah bro you're right...

yeah bro i know
by crumbledown October 28, 2019
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babies taste similar to penguins. and vice versa.
Private: stop killing me!
Private(1): kick the tk'er!
Cromwell: PENGUINS TASTE LIKE BABIES!
by crommy November 20, 2002
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