taint 

The demilitarized zone between a women's snapper and asshole. Highly effective in keeping your tongue in the right hole when its dark.

David was a little drunk and kind of sloppy when he went down on her. Fortunately before he could get too low, he knew he had hit her taint and with alarm, moved his face north quickly. He had a sense that she was a little disappointed.

taint by GoldbergDLW December 11, 2007

taint 

T'ain't pussy T'ain't ass

Man I hit a hard spot. That that Taint pussy or ass.

taint by junks March 17, 2008

taint 

The not so fuzzy region between the browneye and the pink abyss.
Also know as the vaganus.

Riding the unicycle gave my taint a bloody rash.

taint by TheTaintBandit January 5, 2005

taint 

the space between the vagina and the rectal opening

Aint the pussy or the asshole - it's the taint

taint by Joe December 11, 2002

taint 

A lovely little patch of real estate between a female's pussy and her ass.
On the Male, this is often referred to as the "twixt".

F. Ain't her cooter, ain't her pooter, it's her taint.
M. it's twixt yer nutsack and yer asscrack.

taint by BigBlue57 January 17, 2008

Taint 

Taint the pussy, taint the asshole.

She had a beautiful taint.

Taint by ToolGuy420 February 2, 2009

Taint 

slang/vulgar: from "it aint" female area between the vaginal opening and the anus

" 'taint asshole, 'taint pussy"

Taint by Admiral Muff January 8, 2009