“Ay! Can I borrow a stiff?”
“No problem, just promise you'll quit smoking stiffs soon.”
by Chairhandler1 July 10, 2015
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Someone who has never kissed a girl on the lips who isn't a family member or friend.
1. You are a stiff
2. Are you a stiff?
by Damon July 11, 2004
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that fit girl at running club, she thinks everything is a race
and is really scabby
shes a devil in the bedroom
stiffs is a sperm burping tavern wench!
by soapysparkles March 18, 2008
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1.) Corpse
2.) Individual tight with money.
3.) Failure to tip a person in the service industry, while other customers do quite casually and obviously.
You vinny go drop da' stiff in da' lake why dont yas.

That nerdy guy stiffed the waitress because she brought him sweetened iced tea instead of regular.

That guys a stiff, every time we take him along to the ball game he says he doesent have enough money for beers.
by DouChizzle August 8, 2009
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Someone who has never been kissed.
See also fridge.
Person one: Have you ever kissed anyone before?
Person two: No, I'm still stiff.
Person one: ...Sad act
by Sarah O'Rourke March 26, 2007
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Another term for the word burn, when someone says something offensive to another and no one wants them to know they have been burned.
Person 1. I love your hair.
Person 2. Yours is much better. (Sarcasm)
Person 3. Stiff.
Person 1. What? :S
Person 2&3. /Laughs.
by The girl in the green scarf. October 8, 2009
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Ugh i got back with Jack because i felt bad

You’re such a fucking stiff
by imastiff October 2, 2018
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