spongebob squarepants 

A naive little yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple, loves to work and whose best friend is a braincell-deprived starfish named Patrick.

Cartoons are my religion and Spongebob is my priest.

spongebob squarepants by KrabbyPatty June 14, 2005

rusty sponge 

When you use a sponge as a cumrag and forget about it under the bed. Several weeks from then, mold will grow, fusing with the semen, forming a rust-looking sludge all over the sponge.

Person 1: Bro I found some good-ass porn but all my rags were used so I used my mom's dish sponge.
Person 2: You made sure to rinse that shit out, right?
Person 1: Nah man, I left it under my bed and now it looks like this *show sponge*
Person 2: Nigga that's a rusty sponge!

rusty sponge by TimmyTheSlayer February 26, 2018

galactic sponge 

a sponge that has passed through many bongos on spore then sprouted up like a little bean

The galactic sponge bit nibbler on his birthday.

galactic sponge by Taco Burrito Mosquito Fofito October 28, 2011

Black Sponge 

Black monkey man

Orgin is the jungle, when threatened screams like monkey and throwing spears

Stop being a black sponge

Black Sponge by Whitepowerman69 April 28, 2022

SPONGE MONKEY 

Those DNA modified hampsters that sing and play guitar

see quisnos commercials

SPONGE MONKEY by marty donnellon March 31, 2004

sponge-worthy 

A phrase coined by Elaine on the TV show "Seinfeld." Refers to Elaine's favorite kind of birth control that was ultimately taken off the market. Elaine bought all the remaining stock she could get her hands on and then hoarded her stash of sponges. She defined her dates as being "sponge-worthy" or not i.e. if they had sex. If he was worth using one of her hoarded sponges!

Jerry- I heard you went out with Bob last night. Was he sponge-worthy?
Elaine- VERY sponge-worthy!

Or alternate response from Elaine-I don't waste my sponges on just anybody. He has to be sponge worthy, Jerry!

sponge-worthy by Marion A. Wilhelm June 25, 2006

Spongebob Close-up 

A technique used in various cartoons in which the camera zooms into a character's face revealing disgusting or grotesque features (ex. bloodshot eyes, nosehairs, pimples, etc.) that usually are not noticed when the camera is at a certain distance from the character. Commonly used in the show "Spongebob Squarepants".

Spongebob: Hey Squidward, has my Acne Cream worked yet?

Viewer 1: Get ready for a Spongebob Close-up, dude!

(T.V. zooms into a still frame revealing Spongbob's ghastly outbreak)

Viewer 2: Ughghgh!

Spongebob Close-up by The Ball That Never Descended October 16, 2008