snark

To steal something with deft and subtlety, or to steal the last item of a group

I was going to eat my last SnackPack, but Kevin snarked it already, that bastard.

OR

Check out this martini glass I snarked from the bar, I had to hide it under my shirt to get it out of there.

by Verno July 8, 2005

snark

The action of licking another person's belly button. Commonly regarded as super weird, gross, and tickly.

-"They snarked all night long."
-"Oh my God, gross."

by I<3Liam! October 21, 2010

snark

the hump-like space between one's balls and anus

"I try to keep myself well-groomed, but it's really hard to shave a snark!"

by R&B December 31, 2005

Snarking

Verb, putting snotty spit on something.

Quit snarking on my notebook!

by Amy Jennings December 3, 2004

snark

Someone who has a cold or a stuffed up nose, and instead of blowing it, they sniff it back into their throat, making a snarking sound

"I have a cold", Kelley said as she snarked back a wad of snot and phlegm

by Earache March 29, 2004

snark

synonym for slobber, spit, or saliva. Snark is produced in large quantities by large breed dogs and babies.

That big dog jumped up on me and I got covered in snark!

My baby sister's shirt was soaked with baby snark.

by Beni December 20, 2005

Snark

A very dangerous body movement preformed at 8:08 pm and/or 2:11 am

I don't think any of us will survive after Harold snark's at 2:11

by Alexis aka creator of SNARK January 4, 2009