when somebody checks yo ass by telling you something TRUE about yourself that you have been in denial about most of your life, BUT they spit it in such a cold ass way that IT literally chills your shit all the way out, putting you ass on silent mode for the rest of the damn week.
Ray: Quit trying to be something you are not! You are so afraid that people are going to find out who you really are, a marginally average or sometimes below average person. You are NOT even smart! You are NOT the scholar you think you are so you need to be real with yourself for once. Your self-assessment always leaves a lot to be desired!
Kim: Damn....(pure silence with a fucked up look on her face as her stomach turns....sound of crickets)
Ray:Simple Bitch...You just had your shit handed to you by YOUR muthafuckin truth
Kim: (silent and stunned because she just had her shit handed to her and is not sure how to recover from it)
Kim: Damn....(pure silence with a fucked up look on her face as her stomach turns....sound of crickets)
Ray:Simple Bitch...You just had your shit handed to you by YOUR muthafuckin truth
Kim: (silent and stunned because she just had her shit handed to her and is not sure how to recover from it)
by Unwritten June 5, 2012
Tonight I'm fucking the shit out of you
by I'mcumonmegirl February 1, 2021
used to state that a story is 100% true, no matter now insane, silly, or crazy it sounds, "one cent" is the part stating that not even 1% of this story is fake
by Insert inside joke here July 13, 2022
For situations where the more common phase "...beat the shit out of you..." is inadequate in conveying the profound level of beating that is about to take place, the enhanced phrase "...beat the every-living shit out of you..." is fully able to convey the more complete intended meaning and associated depth of conviction concerning the need for such a vigorous beating.
Hey Skyczics, it's not cool to steal parts from a man's chopper. It's not cool at all; it's fuck'n chilly - and chilly is never cool. I'm not going to just hurt you for this unforgivable transgression, I'm going to beat the ever-living shit out of you.
by zoner_haziflux2 October 30, 2010
Todd: Whoa, that party was wild, man. I got my girlfriend pregnant and got the clap from some chick whose name I don't even remember.
Me: Shit happens when you party naked!
Me: Shit happens when you party naked!
by DaunteCulpepper August 19, 2008
Something someone says (screams, yells) when they are about to bash your skull into a wall until your brains ooze out your ears.
Note: This phrase is sometimes used as an idle threat by someone who thinks they're badass. Make sure not to be that d-bag.
Note: This phrase is sometimes used as an idle threat by someone who thinks they're badass. Make sure not to be that d-bag.
Lyssa: OMGZ, did you see the new Twilight movie?! It was sooo good! OMG, OMG I got this new pair of shoes... They're so cute, right? They're all pink and pointy toed, ahhh!
Nikki: I'll beat the fucking shit out of you if you don't shut up.
Nikki: I'll beat the fucking shit out of you if you don't shut up.
by nikkijinx May 5, 2010
What you say in a rhythm/beat when you're trying to unclog your sink. Made popular by Charles Green from Angry Grandpa.
by BATMN every day December 14, 2018