I shit you not one cent

used to state that a story is 100% true, no matter now insane, silly, or crazy it sounds, "one cent" is the part stating that not even 1% of this story is fake

"i shit you not one cent, the tiger did a backflip" roger said to george

by Insert inside joke here July 13, 2022

I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022