sheep

A large animal that, despite encyclopedia definitions, is secretly controlling the world's governments. Highly intelligent, beware, has telekineses. Welsh and Scottish people fear sheep.

Ahh! I'm being chased by a sheep! *zap*....
*dies*

by meeshopork September 17, 2003

sheep

Population of New Zealand.

3 sheep to every 1 person.

If there was a hoof to hand war, sheep would win.

by anonymous January 15, 2005

sheep

a source of wool and an important asset in condom industry.

Also, a nickname for a member of Jesus' gang (J.C.'s mafia nickname being "the Shepherd").

A utility for vegetable growth control (though the new "Goat" model is much better).

I have on a sheep's wool sweater.

by Kathya January 27, 2008

sheep

Things that live in sheepland.

Look at those sheep! They live in Sheepland!

by Mike August 25, 2003

sheep

Sheep are {white-ish} cows, with no spots

"Look its that sign with the cows on it"... "Mom, those are sheep" "...ohhh i was wondering why they didnt have spots"

by some hick girl December 28, 2005

sheep

The national sex toy of Scotland. Ever wonder why Scottish people wear nothing under their kilts.

Scotland, where the men wear skirts, and the trees are rare, and the sheep are scared.

by lrlfofl October 22, 2003

sheep

What people in Derby do

Derby mum to child: What did you do at school, today?
Child: Mommy, I did sheep!

by Nottingham is the world's best city May 18, 2004