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Scrump

Combines scum and Trump. Perfect description for the sack of shot in the White House as well as his sycophantic followers.
There was a real scrump in the store yesterday -- Donald Trump shirt and everything. I think the scumbag left a slime trail behind him.
by Dharma Midget April 18, 2018
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Scrump

OOOOO....I wanna scrump that fine peice off a** over there
by Audie January 11, 2006
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Scrump

A male or female who has no clue. Completely out of the loop on life and helpless. One who lacks confidence/success/carisma/hygene/common sense. Needs direction.
He went to the gym today with holes all in his socks...what a SCRUMP!

My husband has skidmarks in his underwear, so scrumpy.
by bdyke January 29, 2015
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Scrump

A term for a shriveled or scrunched up scrotum.
If it gets any colder I'm gonna get scrumped!
by Mr ShuvNStuff September 1, 2018
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Scrump

I'm going to write all the emojis in the world!
Your just a scrump if you kick me one more time
by Maditine July 29, 2017
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Scrump

When you have to take a large, steaming hot shit.
"Damn..I gotta scrump!"
"I think...I think I have to scrump."
by CRenn September 29, 2018
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Scrump

v. Another word for humping. Usually used by men in long-term relationships where the initial novelty of sex has worn off. Used as a softer term for sex insted of other more vulgar words.
Jakie, my wife of 10 years, and I passed casual glances at each other and then began to scrump.
by Josh July 16, 2003
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