Man Scotch: The action of aimlessly jumping from man to man, or relationship to relationship to fill a void in a female's heart or legs.
Guy A: Man, Lisa is really letting loose since her break up... That is the 3rd dude she banged this week...
Guy B: Yeah she is stuck in a perpetual game of Man Scotch...
Guy B: Yeah she is stuck in a perpetual game of Man Scotch...
by Failsh3d December 16, 2011
Rhonda was so horny she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to get home to pound her cervix. However he drank too much partying and when he got home he had a Scotch Fillet. Rhonda settled for sucking on his wet noodle while she diddled herself.
by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2015
the result of drinking too much, or preferably scotch. when the victim falls asleep, they get a ballsack slapped on their wrist, thus the notorious Scotch Watch
Frat Boy 1:Dude, Jerry passed out!
Frat Boy 2: dude, it's a perfect time to give him a Scotch Watch!
Frat Boy 1: Ehh, you're right, he's a pledge anyway
Frat Boy 2: dude, it's a perfect time to give him a Scotch Watch!
Frat Boy 1: Ehh, you're right, he's a pledge anyway
by Ya Boy Trax June 15, 2010
The highest level of ugliness. A truly unbelievable degree of repulsiveness usually only achieved by little fat security guards.
by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle July 29, 2009
verb - olde english/steel reserve - To douse another anywhere from the top of their head to their shoulder-blades with no less than 4 ounces of boymilk.
by Flare Bro Numero Dos October 9, 2003
When you have drank enough scotch to affect your typing. Every sentence is littered with typos, but you are too scotched-up to correct it. So you send the messages anyway.
by markekraus October 29, 2019
A horrendous hangover from consuming copious amounts of scotch that results in one sitting on the shitter throughout the next day with explosive ass and one sore and tender bung hole.
That bottle of Walker was great going down last night but it has left me useless today with the worst scotch bottom.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018