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scandalastic 

To be fantastic and scandalous simultaneously.
To exhibit qualities of scandalousness while remaining utterly fantastic.
Ooh! That Tasty Fish is scandalastic!!!
Cuck Woolery.

scandalastic 

A word used to describe something that exhibits qualities of a fantastic scandal.
The way Jess made Danny believe that she wanted to go out for donuts with him was just scandalastic.
scandalastic by Bryan & Jess June 26, 2007

beer sandals

A term used to describe the accidental or purposeful attachment of a beverage can (particularly beer) to the bottom of ones shoe by stepping on it. This usually results in a slight elevation in height as well as a satisfying clink-clunk sound when walking. Extremely entertaining until they fall off.
I had to stop laughing when the cop told Emily to take off her beer sandals while inside the restaurant.

His beer sandals made the perfect clink-clunk sound until he lost them in the mud.
beer sandals by MandyM April 3, 2006

scandalous 

What the Ashleys say on Recess every five seconds.
"OoOoH, scanDALous!"
scandalous by evila November 3, 2003

scandalous 

A word used to describe a girl that you can not trust as far as you can throw her.

Sometimes girls that are scandalous dress in very risque cheap slutty clothing. They are easy to spot because no matter how big of a douche you are, they look at you like they would give you a lumpkin upon request.

The other kind of scandalous hits me a bit closer to home. Sometimes you're at a party and you meet a girl that seems to be hot and from a good family and you end up making out and petting. Naturally you think that you're special and that this girl actually likes you. Unfortunately what ends up happening is she just likes to make out and probably does it all the time. This kind of scandalous girl is a heart breaker and you end up hating them more than anything else in the world. Let that be a lesson. Any girl that puts out before she has spent a lot of time with you is more than likely scandalous even though they may be mighty tempting. Take all red flags seriously.
Dude: Damn look at that girl on that ass.
Bud: Oh you mean the one waiting for the city bus. Look at how scandalous she looks in that princess t-shirt.
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Reg: Wow I love this school. The girls seem so polite and tidy. Back in Detroit they started fucking at age 14.
Moe: Don't be fooled my friend. They may look innocent, but some of the girls up in here are downright scandalous.

Jesus Sandals 

Gladiator sandals that go up to the ankle, usually made of leather, but other materials are also acceptable. This sandals are generally regarded as awesome.
Those are awesome Jesus sandals.