The act of sneaking up on an unknowing victim at a bar or any other public place and quickly slapping them back and forth between their kneecaps with your hand, thus creating the sensation of a salmon tail swimming between the victim's legs.
A successful salmon results in the person who got salmoned either buckling at the knees or attempting to high-step out of the salmon.
Confusion/anger almost always results after getting salmoned; however, the salmoner can turn the victim's confusion/anger into embarrassment by quickly standing up and shouting, "YOU JUST GOT SALMONED, SON! WOOOO!" while pumping your fist in a ridiculously confident manner.
A successful salmon results in the person who got salmoned either buckling at the knees or attempting to high-step out of the salmon.
Confusion/anger almost always results after getting salmoned; however, the salmoner can turn the victim's confusion/anger into embarrassment by quickly standing up and shouting, "YOU JUST GOT SALMONED, SON! WOOOO!" while pumping your fist in a ridiculously confident manner.
I was talking to Donk at the bar when Booj snuck up from behind and salmoned him down at the knees then shouted "You just got salmoned, son!"
by WVBooj October 9, 2009
Female who is extremely talanted and active during sexual intercourse.
Opposite of a stalefish, and better than a flounder.
Opposite of a stalefish, and better than a flounder.
Justin: Dude, you did the horizontal hokey pokey with Jessica? That girl has to be a salmon.
Jon: My man, girl is a salmon at it's finest. Rode me like a stallion.
Jon: My man, girl is a salmon at it's finest. Rode me like a stallion.
by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010
To go round to somebody's house, and have an unfortunate incident regarding to some sort of bodily function (fluid or solid)
-from the notorious historical nature of salmon related products giving you an upset stomach.
-from the notorious historical nature of salmon related products giving you an upset stomach.
I'm frightfully sorry, i appear to have double salmoned upstairs.. first of all i blocked the toilet with a champion log. Then unfortunately on my way back from the bathroom i popped into your bedroom to get a stick of gum and chundered all over your bed..
by Bevlar March 1, 2010
When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.
by alarmchrono December 18, 2018
the act of someone slapping their hands against the inside of another persons thighs, often a measure of just how much inner-thigh fat they have.
A big girl looks upset in the corner at a party....
girl: What's wrong with that girl in the corner?
guy: Hahaha! She just got salmoned.
girl: What's wrong with that girl in the corner?
guy: Hahaha! She just got salmoned.
by xxcoffeefeen March 10, 2010
The process of rebooting a server or edmunding but when the server does not come back up successfully
Damn it, I thought that edmunding that server would sort out the problems but I think I have salmoned it now
by mattywhi June 1, 2007