priest 

see pedophile

now you understand why little boys are so quiet at church, priest

priest by anon500 June 22, 2009

PriestMLH 

An internet celebrity of sorts who has gained a huge following from posting homemade videos of him playing Guitar Hero on YouTube. He is reknowned for beating almost every song in the game on 100%.

Guy1 : "Did you see that video of PriestMLH playing "Raining Blood" on expert and getting 98%!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it totally got me hard."
Guy 1: "Saaaame."

PriestMLH by IDEFINEWORDS February 8, 2008

Whiskey Priest 

Any person, but usually directed at somebody with authority, who doesn't practice what they preach.

"Does your dad let you drink?"
"No, he's a total whiskey priest. He says drinking is bad, but he's got a bottle of Jack under his pillow."

Whiskey Priest by billmaynard December 22, 2009

High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock 

One who is bi-winning and comes from a grand wizard master.

"Dude, you know my buddy Scott? He is a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock."

High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock by mjgriffin August 23, 2011

Judas Priest

The greatest heavy metal band of all time, even if their longtime lead singer Rob Halford is queer. He can still belt out a tune better than anyone!

Judas Priest by Da Dude October 17, 2003

Bribing the Priest 

1.-the act of masturbation for a male.

"yo man I caught Monty bribing the priest the other day...fuckin gross"

Bribing the Priest by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

priest 

A Catholic man who wears black clothes and a white collar who pretends to represent Christ, but is actually a homosexual pedophile.

Hey, do you see that priest over there? That's the one who sodomized me in second grade.

The priest who performed my marriage raped me when I was 7.

The parish priest got us drunk and then sucked our cocks.

That's the priest who shoved a crucifix in my ass when I was in kindergarten.

The priest from our church blessed our cocks with holy water before he blew us.

priest by Louis P. July 31, 2006