How much paste does a horse make?
by pentozali January 30, 2011
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Paste, (v). to shoot viscous white fluid onto someone, i.e. come or semen. Used as a common San Jose CA slang in the 80s. Most popular on the south side on Union and Cambriana near two rival high schools, Pine Hill (where the special needs kids went) and Valley Christian (where the rich yuppies' kids went).

(v). to beat up, or pretend to be beaten up, by or from a fellow student at the bus stop near the rival schools, or any school really.

(v). To pretend to have super powers that allow you to shoot the paste from your fingers, not your penis, followed by slushing noises. Usually if you do this you will be considered a moron or deranged.
Horse: Wow, that Jake really pasted Sally all over her face, or so I heard.

Mint: Yeah? I thought it was that other chick and she swallowed that lode.

Horse: Oh yeah, but later on we gonna paste Jory's ass at the bus stop.

Mint: The other kinds paste?
Horse:Yeah, shoot, I'm not queer. I mean I is going to smack that grin off him.
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Ground Control, can you confirm sense of his dark secret?
Its trying to show itself to me, secret holder's back pain correlated with said grey matter.
Must get to the bottom of this. Hearing whispers "help me", very timid, very hurt.
Ground Control, piece with past is being held hostage by self proclaimed Cult of Past! Send troops.
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Paste, (v). to shoot viscous white fluid onto someone, i.e. come or semen. Used as a common San Jose CA slang in the 80s. Most popular on the south side on Union and Cambriana near two rival high schools, Pine Hill (where the special needs kids went) and Valley Christian (where the rich yuppies' kids went).

(v). to beat up, or pretend to be beaten up, by or from a fellow student at the bus stop near the rival schools, or any school really.

(v). To pretend to have super powers that allow you to shoot the paste from your fingers, not your penis, followed by slushing noises. Usually if you do this you will be considered a moron or deranged.
Horse: Wow, that Jake really pasted Sally all over her face, or so I heard.

Mint: Yeah? I thought it was that other chick and she swallowed that lode.

Horse: Oh yeah, but later on we gonna paste Jory's ass at the bus stop.

Mint: The other kinds paste?
Horse:Yeah, shoot, I'm not queer. I mean I is going to smack that grin off him.
by rickitytickyturdball June 19, 2011
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The female has a mouthful of toothpaste and sucks dick giving you that fresh dick
my girl gave me a good pasteing last night
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to root someone beyond senseless
"How did Watto go with that chick last night"
"He gave her an absolute pasting"
by Stuart Deane January 1, 2006
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1. The cum or 'jism' of a portly man who has at some point been to Africa.

2. Name given to a boy who goes out in the sun in the middle of summer without any sun-block on, forgetting that he is a pastey white goth who will burn to a crisp in a matter of seconds.
1.
Man1 - Where's paste?
Man2 - Next to that portly guy who's been to Africa

2.
Man1 - Where's paste?
Man2 - In his tent smothering himself in after-sun, looking at a gothic porn mag

by dan(paste) June 14, 2007
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