cincinatti hood ornament

Taking a dump on the hood of an adversaries vehicle as an act of retribution.

Jane cut John off on the freeway so he looked up her license plate. Found where she lived and gave her a fresh cincinatti hood ornament.

cincinatti hood ornament by Hayabusadude84 September 22, 2013

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Cohoes hood ornament

Resulting from a domestic dispute, a woman climbs onto the hood of her newly ex boyfriend’s car. He decides to not let that stop him and ends up on the highway in Cohoes with his ex clinging to the hood and screaming obscenities at him.

Oh shit, look at that, a Cohoes hood ornament. Been a minute since I’ve seen one of those.

Cohoes hood ornament by Sbreps June 2, 2023

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North St. Louis Hood Ornamemt

Similar to the St. Louis Hood Ornament, but you top off your poo with a sprinkle of fentanyl, carjack the vehicle's owner, and crash it into a parked car while eluding police.

Operator: "911...What's your emergency?"
Citizen: "I was driving on Natural Bridge near Goodfellow and somebody just gave me the ole North St. Louis Hood Ornamemt."

North St. Louis Hood Ornamemt by Not_a_Cop March 6, 2020