chewed oatmeal

The consistency of shit where it neither has the texture of a solid nor liquid. Rather a chunky brew of odorous fecal matter resembling chewed oatmeal, hence the name. Often times the result of eating raw eggs..

I walked into the bathroom stall, and the toilet was filled with chewed oatmeal!

by Dark Kind November 5, 2006

Oatmeal Effect

Oatmeal Effect - When two individuals get the same idea and share it at the same time, or when two individuals talk about the same topic at the same time without prior knowledge of synchronization.

Randy & Bob at the same time: "Isn't hot cereal just oatmeal?"
Randy: "Woah! Oatmeal Effect!!"

by tastyresort June 25, 2019

oatmeal dicks

why on gods green earth would you so even thing or possibly search this

why would you search oatmeal dicks

by gidZ5 October 24, 2019

Oatmeal Man

The guy on the oatmeal box, dressed as a Quaker. The real reason some kids hate oatmeal.

I'm so scared of the Oatmeal Man.

by Chuckie Finster January 28, 2004

Oatmeal Man

An entrenched politician that serves the elite.

A term used by black poet Gil Scott-Heron in his work, "Pardon our Analysis."

Anytime you find someone in Congress for 25 years and no one has ever heard of im, you have, "Oatmeal Man."

by therevolutionwillnotbetelevised October 18, 2006

oatmeal hormones

Being instantly changing of your condition.

I was having such a bad day till Stephanie hugged me, and gave me those oatmeal hormones.

by Sontdp November 10, 2007

Oatmeal ass

A person with a saggy ass, typically gloating about how gorgeous they are, and thinking they rule the world. In reality, they own nothing but a ass that has the appearance of two sacks of oatmeal being taped to their body.

"Omg! Look at her oatmeal ass!"
"Only old men would like that . Yuck."

by AnotherBrunetteBitch March 20, 2015