The time that all musicians keep to that make them function on a different timezone than other people : dinner at two am (after their gigs) go to bed at three am wake up after noon and have lunch at four pm. Repeat cycle.
The timezone that Musician WAGs have to adapt to in order to ever be able to spend some time with their boyfriends.
The timezone that Musician WAGs have to adapt to in order to ever be able to spend some time with their boyfriends.
Best Friend: So why were you still online at two am?
Musician WAG: Oh, I was waiting for John to come over, you know how he is with his Musician Standard Time (MST)
Musician: Baby, I'll call you tonight ok?
Girl: Normal time or MST?
Musician WAG: Oh, I was waiting for John to come over, you know how he is with his Musician Standard Time (MST)
Musician: Baby, I'll call you tonight ok?
Girl: Normal time or MST?
by Musician WAG November 23, 2009
24th of january, the day of bullying fnf musicians for making ass music and sidechaining in the worst possible way ever
by w6rsaw January 24, 2022
An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.
Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?
Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.
Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.
by Look at me! I'm a vegan! Yay! May 7, 2011
A person who puts a $500 horn in their $500 car, and drives 50 to play at a concert that charges $5 per ticket
Jazz musicians are poor
by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR February 28, 2021
a guy who hopelessly make music without worrying about getting something in return, music isn’t just music to them, it’s more than that and ideally they say goodbye to their virginity.
Guy 1: Man, he’s a hopeless musician, he’s never gonna get a pussy.
Guy 2: Yea dawg, mfs gonna die virgin
Guy 2: Yea dawg, mfs gonna die virgin
by punk plato October 21, 2021
A feeling caused by a long or intense session of performing music. Often times, those who are musically exhausted want nothing to do with music for a day or so. Commonly occurs after one's band/choir performance.
First Trumpet: "I swear if the director makes us play tomorrow I'm gonna lose it.
Second Trumpet: "Fuck that dude I'm absolutely suffering from Musician's Exhaustion right now. I ain't having Mr. Dick's shit either."
Second Trumpet: "Fuck that dude I'm absolutely suffering from Musician's Exhaustion right now. I ain't having Mr. Dick's shit either."
by Xioxwolf November 28, 2016
by Dee_I_R June 25, 2021