An Absolute Unit. Floyd Morrison is a Carpentry God that works within New England. The man can wipe out any Ply-Wood with one Blow of a 20oz. Estewing Hammer. Floyd also teaches Carpentry, he has Taught many people but Tommy Agnelli is one of the most interesting but that’s a story for another day. Now you may be wondering “How is this guy so great” well here is where things get better, He knows who Joe is, “Joe Who?” “JOE MAMAA!” Not only all that but he is a Certified OSHA instructor also he can look at you and you will disappear into thin air because you broke a safety violation... He’s more powerful than Thanos, Big Chungus, and Shaggy at his full power. The Man is like Thor if you took away the lightning and the Hair, but he is a God though. From personal experience I think he might be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Remember that if you run into this man say Hello because why not.👍
Floyd Morrison is the Most Godly human to ever exist there no changing my mind and if you testify me than you will be banished to the realm of forgotten Freshman.
by Mr. Morrison Jr. September 22, 2020
When you first find out that a girl has not shaved her pubes in several days and you are forced to have sex with her and your penis gets raw from the stubble.
Dude i totally banged this girl last night and i got a Mumpy Morrison! It hurts so bad but it was so good!
by Barry S. June 2, 2009
A Great man who was in the Doors and thought he was possesed by a native american shaman at age 4. He used this "possesion", to write the most captivating lyrics the world has ever seen. (Yes even better than some John Lennon stuff) Some of his most Famous songs were: LA Woman, Break on Through, and the End (Light my fire left out because the guitarist(Robby Krieger (this is where it gets crazy with three parentheses)) wrote it)Some of his other Alter egos you might know him as are: Mr Morrison, Mr Mojo Rising, and The lizard king. After his death in Paris in 1971 a conspiracy arose about him being in Africa living in peace and quiet. No one will really know because only three people saw him dead. His girlfriend(Pam), the doctor that pronounced him dead, and the driver that drove him to the Pierre Lachaise cemetery.
Me: Hey Taylor isn't Jim Morrison god.
Taylor: He can't be. He isn't Dead remember? He's in Africa.
Me: O yeah.
Taylor: He can't be. He isn't Dead remember? He's in Africa.
Me: O yeah.
by Young child's fragile eggshell mind September 16, 2005
A small town girl living in a lonely world who took the midnight going anywhere.
She is a fun loving person who lives life to the fullest
She is a fun loving person who lives life to the fullest
by Morrison November 14, 2014
the most beautiful, intelligent, philosophical, poetic soul in the history of this fucking universe. aka the lizard king, he was also an artist in his own right. a poet, philosopher, writer, director, lyricist/singer, sexy greek god, my inspiration. if he was still alive, i'd pay a million bucks just to watch him eat cheerios. he's on par with my spiritual father Frank Zappa. Jim Morrison, a musical god, a god in general. a greek dyonisus incarnate. i can go on forever. i can't even put into words how this man has changed my perspective on the world and life. if i had to pick which one to save, my dog or jim, it would totally be mr. mojo risin.
sorry noodles.
sorry noodles.
Random Chick: "you like Jim Morrison?"
Me: (talking for 2 hours straight about how much i love him and how he's infiltrated my soul better than any "God" ever could.)
Me: (talking for 2 hours straight about how much i love him and how he's infiltrated my soul better than any "God" ever could.)
by Housewife Vagina February 5, 2010
Jim Morrison was more than the typical musician or poet, he was a revolutionist and believer in the supernatural. His own inspiration with alcohol and psychadelics might have led to his downfall, but it is said that he is still alive today. He knew how to control an audience and was very interested in psychology.
The music of The Doors will remain timeless, and his name will always be known.
The music of The Doors will remain timeless, and his name will always be known.
by midwest-lunatic April 5, 2006
by Karina M March 20, 2008