Crank Mite

The imaginary bugs the drug attics find themselves being attacked by relentlessly. These so called Crank Mites are commonly associated with crystal methamphetamine users. Due to this commonality some refer to these Crank Mites as Meth Bugs.
As a result of having crank mites is obvious to the general public. They show up as sores on the victim’s body, namely the face and forearms. These sores are caused by the nonstop picking and scratching the user engages in trying to rid themselves of these mites.

Toddy just banged a teener of crystal and is tearing himself up from those crank mites.

by BigABC123 June 23, 2010

mite do

This phrase normally is used in a sarcastic manner, it means that the person does not want to take part or go in a certain activty.

Joe do you want to go to the cinema?

Replies: "yea, mite do."

by sarah ha June 26, 2006

VAGINA-MITE!

Vagina with a clit of dynamite

Person 1; Yo dude your mom has some VAGINA-MITE! in her closet
Person 2; Fuck you

by SLAVETOGAME04 July 16, 2012

Marty Mites

The most indestructible garden pest known to man. Since every pesticide has been tried on this species and evolved them to a point of invincibility, they are amazingly resilient to death, and are the most powerful, unstoppable spider mite in existence.

Once your garden has Marty Mites it will inevitably be decimated.

by NMAF August 13, 2011

must smart a mite

A cowboy's humorous statement understating a severe physical mishap.

Billy Bob got trampled by a bull at the rodeo! Now that must smart a mite!

by I, Wreckerrr November 1, 2020

California Dust Mites

A plethora of misbehaved children from one household. California Dust Mites are from the Central Valley who are usually a product of 1 California Dust Bunny and several known or unknown male suitors. The creation of Dust Mites are an intricate plot used by Dust Bunnies to either trap a partner of their liking into a relationship or for financial gain.

Bruh, I went to this Dust Bunny's house and it was filled with all these little, bad California Dust Mites. Ol'girl went to the room to get her purse and as she was out of sight these little bastards start surrounding me, calling me daddy and asking me for money and candy. The 9 year old boy came up to me with a mean mug on his face, asking me what set I was from! I dipped out with the quickness.

by No-Town Savage January 13, 2021

mites are on a chicken's ass.

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.

Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.

by Toker13 June 3, 2021