Mike Jones
Mike Jones by Sally March 10, 2005
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mike jones
tight south rapper from texas also a swisha house representa like myself. and for the guy who said how hes a fag and all that stuff about the swishahouse knows he gets fucked in the ass by his dad so he needs 2 shut the fuck up b4 i bust his head opend talkin his sinceless shit when he dont know about anything. fuck off u fagget ass dude u probly 2 busy bein a preppy dumbass.
mike jones, paul wall, and the whole swisha house click is tight fuck the haters especially people who dont know what the fuck there talkin about
mike jones by dj mike April 20, 2005
Mike Jones
a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."
He is a famous rapper.
He is a famous rapper.
Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour.
Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.
Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.
Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."
Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.
Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.
Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.
Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.
Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.
Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."
Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.
Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.
Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.
Mike Jones by C-Block December 15, 2008
Mike Jones
a famous rapper who likes to repeat his own name.
a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."
a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."
Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour.
Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.
Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.
Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."
Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.
Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.
Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.
Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.
Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.
Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."
Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.
Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.
Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.
Mike Jones by C-block December 15, 2008
mike jones
u see i rep swishahouse
and show em my blue mouth
i got love fo da west da east and da southand fo da nawth-MIke Jones
and show em my blue mouth
i got love fo da west da east and da southand fo da nawth-MIke Jones
mike jones by sadfasfdsaf September 8, 2004
Mike Jones
1. to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, esp. secretly or by force.
2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment.
3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance.
4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually fol. by away, from, in, into, etc.).
5. Baseball. (of a base runner) to gain (a base) without the help of a walk or batted ball, as by running to it during the delivery of a pitch.
6. Games. to gain (a point, advantage, etc.) by strategy, chance, or luck.
7. to gain or seize more than one's share of attention in, as by giving a superior performance.
–verb (used without object)
8. to commit or practice theft.
9. to move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved.
10. to pass, happen, etc., imperceptibly, gently, or gradually.
11. Baseball. (of a base runner) to advance a base without the help of a walk or batted ball.
–noun 12. Informal. an act of stealing; theft.
13. Informal. the thing stolen; booty.
14. Informal. something acquired at a cost far below its real value; bargain.
15. to hit, strike or otherwise fuck someone up in their grill.
2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment.
3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance.
4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually fol. by away, from, in, into, etc.).
5. Baseball. (of a base runner) to gain (a base) without the help of a walk or batted ball, as by running to it during the delivery of a pitch.
6. Games. to gain (a point, advantage, etc.) by strategy, chance, or luck.
7. to gain or seize more than one's share of attention in, as by giving a superior performance.
–verb (used without object)
8. to commit or practice theft.
9. to move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved.
10. to pass, happen, etc., imperceptibly, gently, or gradually.
11. Baseball. (of a base runner) to advance a base without the help of a walk or batted ball.
–noun 12. Informal. an act of stealing; theft.
13. Informal. the thing stolen; booty.
14. Informal. something acquired at a cost far below its real value; bargain.
15. to hit, strike or otherwise fuck someone up in their grill.
1. You just mike jonesed my snapple dawg.
2. I got expelled for mike jonesing without citing any sources.
3. George Bush mike jonesed the election.
Baseball:
1. Remember when Barry Bonds used to mike jones like 40 bases a year?
Informal:
1. I mike jonesed you in the face.
2. I got expelled for mike jonesing without citing any sources.
3. George Bush mike jonesed the election.
Baseball:
1. Remember when Barry Bonds used to mike jones like 40 bases a year?
Informal:
1. I mike jonesed you in the face.
Mike Jones by Tony Pain December 1, 2007