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a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."

He is a famous rapper.
Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour.

Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.

Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.

Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."

Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.

Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.

Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.
by C-block March 23, 2007
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a famous rapper who likes to repeat his own name.

a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."
Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour.

Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.

Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.

Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."

Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.

Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.

Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.
by C-block March 28, 2007
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