matthew

a fuckboi with a triggering face

matthew just shut up

by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018

matthew

a person with no balls.

girl 1: did matthew ask you out?
girl 2: no.

by someone very funny and cool November 21, 2021

matthew

Guy who is slurs his words and is hard to understand. Also likes jagerbombs and fist pumping. Frequently enjoys bubblebaths with multiple dudes!

Man look at that dudes fingers, they are so pruny from that bubble bath with those 3 dudes, what a Matthew!

by Jeremy Jizz Dog July 14, 2010

matthew

Fatass with no life and likes to eat alot of KFC he is fat and dumb and is bald and sucks dick

Yo Matthew Get your fatass over here.

by 123Usuck September 21, 2016

matthew

loves to stick toothbrushes up girls vaginas

matthew is a gabby

by coolgirl4758966743 May 25, 2016

matthew

A smart annoying embarrassing person that wears glasses , and spends his life on video games and chicken , he probably hangs around annoying people , His love for chicken is stronger than anything he loves other than his parents

Amare - hey do you know who Matthew is
Mary - yea he's the coolest guy in the world

Amare - and I'm the badass guy in the world

Mary *coughs* you wish
Amare - *hits Mary really hard causing Mary not to talk to him again*

THE END

by FrancisAlgore May 22, 2017

matthew

red head kid who doesn't like to spend time with his real friends, cuz hes whhiped. wha chhhh

Stop being a Matthew, and come have a GUYS NIGHT!!!!

by sebastian Juhnger November 23, 2009