KM

Means Kill Me or Kill Myself because you want to die or you just saw some cancer posts on social media.

This shit makes me want to KM.

by Apollo Sanos May 2, 2016

KM

Kid's Mother. A term used for the mother of one's child who deserves more respect than to be called a "baby momma".

"My KM can cook her ass off. " "That chick you're staring at is my KM." "I'll always love my KM."

by TheRonnieC April 18, 2013

KMS

Killer make-out session

Kyle loves to get a KMS with his girlfriend or cat. Get it!

by KYLE PRESTON Kelley October 24, 2005

KMS

It means "kiss my sack".

Boy: Heyyy girl, wanna kms?

by Jauna March 17, 2006

KMS

Keeping myself save! / Keep myself safe!

Dont worry grandma i'll be KMS tonight!

Wow im really high up, I better KMS

I should KMS with this gun. Dont want to get hurt!

by Jamesthe4th_ April 29, 2022

km

kiss me

i think u should km

by dyduxi January 16, 2022

Kms

What I will do to myself if I see another fucked up definition in this site containing some funny sounding word (I.e: splooge), yet it means some sort of messed up, sexual definition (splooge, according to the author of the word, means the sound created when you cum on something.). Also is the direct opposite, suicidal version of kys, used for when others telling you to jump off a bridge isn’t enough, you just GOTTA tell yourself to do it as well.

Person 1: “oy, you heard of this new phrase on urban dictionary called “no pedo”? It’s supposed to be a free pass in case someone thinks your a pedo after saying something only a pedo would say but you want to shoot down those claims and be sort of like the “no homo” phrase.”.
Person 2: “aight bro, imma just commit kms real quick after hearing that.”.

by Intoxicatedさむらいぢお January 8, 2023