kms 

TO KISS MY SACK

TODAY MY GF KMS (KISSED MY SACK)

kms by Kinga7 April 6, 2017

kms 

It stands for kill me silently, usually said after hearing a cringe-worthy joke. It basically represents how unhappy the person is and shows that you should end their life before this moment of happiness and ignorance to life and death dissipates. Silently being the operative word. Main reason behind this is the person doesn't want to go back to feeling the endless pain and torture of daily life and existentialism.

Friend 1: I made my local baker a cake for his birthday. It was the *yeast* I could do.
Friend 2: omg kms

kms by Mr. Memelord 69 October 13, 2015

KMS 

Most commonly “kill myself” but it originally meant Kreigsmarine Schiff*, The Kreigsmarine was the naval division of Facist Germany’s Military Forces. Seen as a prefix for ships, such as the “KMS Tirpitz” *Schiff meaning Ship.

Guy 1: “Dude, I’m gonna KMS.”
Guy 2: “You’re gonna Kreigsmarine Schiff?”

Guy 1: “No, It means kill myself!”

KMS by Roskai March 30, 2021

Kms 

It means Kiss micaella on a sunday

hey.. i really want to kms, its been a while.

Kms by FreshCrackers May 20, 2020

kms 

kms also stands for katching my sleep

person: ugh im so tired

maybe you need to katch on your sleep/ kys

person: ugh im so tired is should kms

kms by johnnytest2292 March 2, 2021

KMS 

Kentucky Meat Shower - A vile sex act which has two versions. The "open air" version and the "under a leaky tin roof version". Which just requires some tinfoil and a few cut outs.

Dave: Hey Jim, I'm gonna literally KMS tonight.

Jim: Wow Dave, that's wild! Are you going open air or so you needa borrow some foil?

KMS by anonymous March 12, 2021

KMS 

Kiss Mario's Sister <3

"Hey I really wanna KMS"
"Dude, please no <3"
"What I just wanna KMS?"
"Do u need help?"
"BRO I JUST WANNA KISS MARIOS SISTER!!"
"wait...... he doesnt have a sister..."
"OMG THE GREEN ONE!"
"Dude.... luigis a boy..."
"OK! AND?! HES HOT AF"

KMS by #LuigiSimp August 5, 2021