A vaping device, when used in inappropriate surroundings.
I generally don't mind if people vape, but really? This is a congressional hearing. Put the Douche-Kazoo away, dumbass.
by themacbear February 11, 2016
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A pipe or cylindrical cigarette-shaped tube in which marijuana may be smoked. Colloquially known as a 'one hitter' or a 'piece.'
After work, Suzie lit up her spicy kazoo to get high.
by SpicyKazoo January 16, 2020
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When a woman bends over and someone places their lips on the woman's anus and vigorously moves their head back and forth while humming, as if her asshole was the mouthpiece of a kazoo.
That old timer at the Gold Nugget gave that stripper a mean rusty kazoo.
by beansnapper February 12, 2009
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1. Black man having sex with a white woman.
2. White woman having a relationship with a black man.
Literally translated, it means 'nigger in the ass'.
This phrase is comprised of the word nignog which is slang originating in Maine for 'nigger' and 'kazoo' being slang for ass. In this instance the ass is that of a white woman. This phrase has been heard in parts of Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Connecticut, New Hampshire, Maryland, Nevada, and Florida.
Did you see that girl? Looks like she's got a nignog in the kazoo!
by Jacky D May 17, 2006
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The act of putting a kazoo in someones asshole and blowing into it to get them high.
by joooooooooooooooooooebiden January 10, 2023
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Similar to the Rusty Trombone the Chocolate Kazoo is when a girl eats a guy's shit while she simultaneously jacks him off.
"No thanks, I don't want any pizza. I just gave a Chocolate Kazoo so I'm pretty full."
by the musician December 14, 2007
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when you are sitting in the exam room at a hospital in your gown and you fart on the paper
right as the dr. walked in i ripped a huge ass kazoo
by geminimonkey January 9, 2011
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