A less-noticeable, thick patch of embarassing hair on a person's body. People like this go to great lengths to hide their nasty hair during sexual encounters (i.e. having sex in the dark).
Duder 1: "Oh yeah dude I LOVE 69, but I can't do it with the lights on."
Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"
Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"
Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"
Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"
Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"
Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"
by westfalia May 11, 2010
The face one makes when skyping a friend but continues to surf the web forgetting that the friend can see your face.
Guy1: Dude look at this chicks face she forget we were here
Guy2: Yea bro her Incognito Skypeato face is almost as good as her O-face.
Guy2: Yea bro her Incognito Skypeato face is almost as good as her O-face.
by Frank the Ellien October 10, 2011
Man 1 - She looks like a sweet girl.
Man 2- Nah man, I saw her in the club last night, she is a incognito hoe
Man 2- Nah man, I saw her in the club last night, she is a incognito hoe
by El blanco Jesus June 1, 2019
A slapper that bypasses age restrictions somehow on popular sites like yellow and literally slips under the radar to try to get some
Guy: why are 14 year olds matching with me when my age preference is set to 16-17
Mate: it's them incognito slapper s again or you're lying and actually a nonce
Mate: it's them incognito slapper s again or you're lying and actually a nonce
by Swiperswipesright June 23, 2017
A person who does not want people to know he or she is gay, especially in a social situation where the threat of homophobia is perceived.
by cjkline83 April 1, 2008
Someone with a very high social IQ, or emotional intelligence, and who has acquired an enormous amount of social capital through befriending a large number of people. Typically someone who organizes numerous social gatherings, but who is not a professional event organizer or party planner. Also, a master of the "after party".
You just know that there are going to be some surprises at the Hallowe-en party cuz Stacey is such an incognito genius.
by E. Canoodle October 23, 2006
When someone on facebook or skype, msn etc. Sends you a link containing disturbing images, you request they give "An Incognito Warning" next time so you can open the link in an incognito tab or in a 'safety browsing' tab so it will not show up in your history page.
John: Check this out man examplehotlink.net
Josh: Holy shit john, give me an Incognito warning next time
John: Huh?
Josh: Holy shit john, give me an Incognito warning next time
John: Huh?
by syoopawanker February 22, 2011