a fat fuck that played on the dallas stars in 1999. scored a bullshit goal to win a stanley cup that doesn't belong to him. he's a major asshole, so he belongs in texas.
by jesus' pubes July 28, 2008
Ben Hull is a sick lad who posts shit star wars memes but makes it up for his sweet and funny personality. You can't get mad at him because of his innocent eyes but you can always slap his forehead for any revenge you want. He is also the leader of one of the most best upcoming Army's in Australia called The Doogan Army. Want to join?
by SlapMeHappy February 27, 2019
The process of turning your ballsac sweat into an ice lollies and giving them out to unsuspecting members of the public on a hot summer's day
by L2738 October 23, 2017
by Mathew Greene May 24, 2022
Brett Hull was an NHL player who played for the Calgary Flames, St. Louis Blues, Dallas Star, Detroit Red Wings, and retired with the Phoenix Coyotes. Has the 3rd most goals in a season w/ 86 in the 90-91 season, right behind Wayne Gretzky and Wayne Gretzky. Won two Stanley Cups, one with Detroit in 2002, and most notably with Dallas in 2000. It was his 2000 Stanley Cup that immortalized him when he scored in the 4th overtime with his foot in the crease against the Buffalo Sabres. The goal was allowed anyways because Buffalo can never win a Stanley Cup. Not the co-GM for the Dallas Stars.
"Hey, do you remember Brett Hull?"
"DO I!? He was the fucking man. Scoring goals and shit, keeping that shitty team up near Niagara Falls or whatever from winning a Stanley Cup - not like they would've anyways, it was Game 6 and they'd have lost game 7 cause God hates them."
"DO I!? He was the fucking man. Scoring goals and shit, keeping that shitty team up near Niagara Falls or whatever from winning a Stanley Cup - not like they would've anyways, it was Game 6 and they'd have lost game 7 cause God hates them."
by James Finney July 2, 2008
A natural between the sheets and athletic, A David Hull is one that combines his well above average intellect with a near perfect body to form the ultimate lady killer. However, he is also very loyal and protective so usually he stays with one girl his entire life and just has all other girls he meets lusting after him from a distance. Often times he is also well endowed and as afore mentioned he really knows how to use it.
I spent the night with David Hull last night and I can't even begin to tell you how amazing it was.
David Hull is perfect, if it was up to me we would be together but it isn't so I will spend a lifetime obsessing over him.
David Hull is perfect, if it was up to me we would be together but it isn't so I will spend a lifetime obsessing over him.
by obsessive girl February 3, 2010
Hull Kingston Rovers - probably the best rugby league side in the whole of the known universe. They are from Hull, play at Craven Park. Have a great history at the top level of the game and are soon to dominate the Super League.
by bemp May 29, 2006