Hoon

A hoon is part of a consumable object such as food, drink, a joint, a vape... (like a bite, sip or toke)

"Yo set me a hoon on your vape"
"Sure ting g"

"Can I have a hoon on your coffee?"
"Sure don't drink it all"

by RAHHH537273637 April 21, 2018

Hoon

New Zealand; Local dialect for sex.

Brad: "Keen for a hoon?"
Jen "oh yeh"

by CarrionKing March 27, 2020

Hoon

Slang term for a cigarette. Popularized by Donnie Does of Barstool Sports who is a correspondent living in China for the emerging news source.

What's up buddy, wanna go crank some hoons?

by Otown147 August 16, 2017

Hoon

to travel at a high velocity, preferrably in a car.

He fucking hooned it down that straight!

by Danger mouse February 12, 2004

hooned

Not simply the act of getting drunk.

To get hooned is to become extremely drunk when originally the intention was not there

Last night Joe and I went to a friends house to have dinner and we woke up this morning in a barn, we got so hooned!

by Waffamonkey October 7, 2011

hoons

group of australian guys known for their loutish behaviour and scallywag antics

"get out of here you bloody hoons"
"those hoons are at it again"

by robism July 7, 2004

HOON

a large hoon or biffta is a big skunk joint of the highest quality

i fancy a big juicy hoon, i am going home to have a big hoon and pass out, pass me that hoon

by hoonman October 18, 2011