With the recent explosion of cryptocurrency, crypto gurus refer to those individuals that make cryptocurrencies and the various personalities/internet celebrities surrounding the medium their entire personality, often to a cringe extent. It is also common for these individuals to insert crypto into any conversation imaginable.
Person 1: I want to get into cryptocurrency, I've been hearing a lot of chatter surrounding Bitcoin and Ethereum. Do you know anyone I can talk to about crypto?
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.
Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.
Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!
by ubcsauderbcom February 1, 2022
like hey nice micro coil ade, yeah no worries mr abrook mv showed me what a dripper was after I'd vaped for 10 years oh so glad im a vape guru
by red hot vaping March 7, 2014
Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.
Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have
Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
by Capt Spanky September 19, 2007
It’s essentially, “I will show you how to achieve this desired result, but first, you have to do this.”
The desired results they promote are often played off of our emotional and psychological wants such as money, freedom, status, wealth, prosperity, etc.
And in order to promote a false sense of credibility on their topic, they flaunt their wealth and material possessions such as a mansion, sports car, fake profit numbers on a screen, etc.
Fake gurus are basically the modern day snake oil salesmen.
The desired results they promote are often played off of our emotional and psychological wants such as money, freedom, status, wealth, prosperity, etc.
And in order to promote a false sense of credibility on their topic, they flaunt their wealth and material possessions such as a mansion, sports car, fake profit numbers on a screen, etc.
Fake gurus are basically the modern day snake oil salesmen.
by Henrikj September 1, 2021
one who knows all things concerning the gooch and all things gooch related. usually a friend with a lot of pervy knowledge and b/c of that creepy plethora of knowledge you usually ask in full confidence w/o feeling too uncomfortable. that friend will either become the next Sue Johanson's or a gyno
by miss michele March 14, 2008
Someone that lives, breathes, and embodies technology. Basically their world revolves around tech and the latest innovations in the ever so fast-paced world of consumer electronics. A tech guru knows anything and everything imaginable about technology and you are hopeless if you think you know more than these illustrious men or women.
Dang, I asked Daryl which iPhone was the best and he started telling me how Apple is stagnant and recommended some weird Hawaii device or something. What a tech guru!
by zzsv December 20, 2018