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A guff is a patch of hair located on a mans gouch or even possibly a womans. Guffs can be all different shapes and sizes.
David sliced is gouch trying to shave his guff.
Guff by pussy cruncher September 8, 2011
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i cant move over any more im on the guff of the bed. dont sit that on the guff of the table.
guff by smartie pants =] September 5, 2009
"I hope Sharon Stone doesn't show her guff in basic instict 2"
Guff by mcfcvince July 28, 2008
basicall means shit but ogrinated from some lepricawns in irland
that was pritty guff
guff by MC lozza October 10, 2003
The same as Girlfriend. Originating from the chav spelling of the word, or "gf" which, when spoken out loud, is pronounced as "guff" thus making it much cooler.
"This is my guff, Nina."
guff by Teh Vez0rz July 23, 2006
A slang term for a physically unattractive person.
Mary was a pleasant girl, but a bit of a guff.
guff by nicola's top man April 8, 2008